Vincent Velotta

If You Break It, They Won’t Come

The Oscars and MLB share the same problem—a diminishing fan base for their long-running (and long) offerings

by Vincent Velotta

May 31, 2022

The Billion-Dollar Brackets of March Madness

The NCAA tournament generates huge profits, so how about paying the college students who make it happen?

by Vincent Velotta

March 8, 2022

Aaron Rodgers and Kyrie Irving: Anti-Vax All-Stars

It ain’t your father’s athletic protest

by Vincent Velotta

December 29, 2021

56 Years Later, Frank Herbert Finally Gets His Du(n)e

“The editor of the Village Voice has been calling me and asking me if I have seen ‘Star Wars’ and if I’m going to sue,” Frank Herbert told his local newspaper.

by Vincent Velotta

October 22, 2021

Talking ‘GOAT’ – When Hot-take Superlatives Overshadow the Game

If you just gotta pick a GOAT, take a look at Tom Brady's defensive squads

by Vincent Velotta

September 23, 2021

JOCKBEAT ARCHIVES

Appealing to Your Bettor Nature

We’re shocked – SHOCKED – to find that gambling is going on in big-league sports

by Vincent Velotta

September 17, 2021

Will the Kraken Be the Next Expansion Team to Conquer the NHL?

Can Seattle bamboozle the league like Vegas did in 2017?

by Vincent Velotta

July 13, 2021

Missing Person Report: Have You Seen Hal Steinbrenner?

Yankees baseball requires an owner whose actions reflect the franchise’s values, not one who delivers a depressing exit interview every season

by Vincent Velotta

June 17, 2021

Bettman to Rangers: Drop Dead

For viciously attacking three Ranger players after the whistle, Wilson was fined approximately 0.00096% of his $5,166,666 salary

by Vincent Velotta

May 25, 2021

SPRING PRINT EDITION 2021

Hello? It’s the Future Calling. Yeah, the Jets Still Suck at Drafting.

A sage from the year 2022 tells us what went wrong

by Vincent Velotta

April 21, 2021